I wrote the following on a messageboard, before, during and after that fateful night!
8:22
I'm about to go for some drinks with a girl off plentyoffish. We've been texting each other, she seems nice. 21, at Uni, she's a decent laugh and is intelligent.
I fear she's going to be massive though.
[photo removed - she looked really pretty, she might have been carrying a few extra pounds but really attractive]
I fear she's going to be massive though.
[photo removed - she looked really pretty, she might have been carrying a few extra pounds but really attractive]
Will report back later on
10:07
She's fucking massive. I want to go home. I'm sure she wants to come with me. No idea what to do. Want to be polite without being TOO polite.
10:39
On pint 5, she's still not attractive. I could take it if she was attractive and chubby. She's just a mess.
Mates response
why do girls put up these misleading photos? don't they feel really embarrassed when they see the look of disappointment on the lads face when they arrive?
My Response
I'm sure she will eat away the pain.
11:30
Fucking hell.
A song came on, How Soon Is Now?, with lyrics of 'I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does'. I said I needed to go home as I have work tomorrow.
I walked her towards her bus stop, she asked if I wanted to see her again, I said of course (didnt want to hurt her feelings) and she went to kiss me. I gave her a hug. Then I walked past a rocking bar and there were dozens of amazingly fit and toned 18 year olds. I felt like a right twat for drinking with some fat bird off the internet.
Never again.
And now she's just text me 'hey did you have a good night? what did you think to moi? x'
I have no idea what to reply with.
She at least looked attractive on the photo I posted. Could clearly be a bit fat but attractive. Ugh, she was just a mess. I am so turned off I couldn't even wank tonight.
I hope you liked the updates
A song came on, How Soon Is Now?, with lyrics of 'I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does'. I said I needed to go home as I have work tomorrow.
I walked her towards her bus stop, she asked if I wanted to see her again, I said of course (didnt want to hurt her feelings) and she went to kiss me. I gave her a hug. Then I walked past a rocking bar and there were dozens of amazingly fit and toned 18 year olds. I felt like a right twat for drinking with some fat bird off the internet.
Never again.
And now she's just text me 'hey did you have a good night? what did you think to moi? x'
I have no idea what to reply with.
She at least looked attractive on the photo I posted. Could clearly be a bit fat but attractive. Ugh, she was just a mess. I am so turned off I couldn't even wank tonight.
I hope you liked the updates
11:40
Apparently I'm funny, smart and good looking and she wants to go on another date.
We all know that none of it is true. And I'm still out of her league.
I have some vodka in the fridge. I might need to neck it.
We all know that none of it is true. And I'm still out of her league.
I have some vodka in the fridge. I might need to neck it.
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I went to bed shortly after this. I didn't think I'd do it again, but I created such comedy when telling my friends that I intend to carry on. Next date lined up shortly!
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